Oh the irony! Media darling and Trump slayer, Michael Avanenatti gets 30 months for extortion.
From the gender confusion lexicon — Cisheteronormativity. Whaaat?
Olympian hammer thrower turns her back on our flag. What courage! (What was her name again?)
Ok, who’s gonna pick up all the bacteria-laden masks strewn about our neighborhoods and parks?
Media 2021: “President Biden, America wants to know, what kind of ice cream do you like?”
Same media 2017: “Mr. President, why are you a spy for Putin?”
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.
Where have you gone Charles Krauthammer? We need you.
When you think of great Americans, Robert Woodson comes to mind.
Do you sense Congress is suffering from delusions of adequacy?
Still get chills when the community band concludes with Stars and Stripes Forever at Beacon Field.
Speaking of the fireworks, did not see a single person kneeling or sitting during the anthem.
You take Lori Lightfoot, I’ll take Gordon Lightfoot.
Incidentally Mayor Heavyhand, what is your response to 100 shot and 19 killed over the Fourth weekend? Pop quiz: What major city has some of the strictest gun laws?
Democrat special interest “infrastructure initiatives.” Your trillions at work.
Just sitting and wondering, if anyone is at the helm of the Good Ship America?
Memo to the White House: C’mon man, did total withdrawal from Afghanistan have to be dated on the 20th anniversary of 9/11?
Leave it to the lunatic left to let us know mom, apple pie and the flag are racist.
Eye opener: ask one of the Greatest Generation what they see as the biggest changes in their lifetime.
Stop the presses! We shouldn’t defund the police after all?
We need special flight suits for those expecting birth person fighter pilots.
Check out Northfield Drive-in, a community treasure.
Honk if you remember Mohawk, Deerfield and Park Villa? (Or if the sound goes down.)
So Madam VP, what are the “root causes” of illegal immigration? (Hint: open borders.)
Raise your hand if you remember watching America’s sweetheart, Shirley Temple.
God Bless America isn’t a sentiment of desire that it should be at the exclusion of other nations.
Wait, someone please splain this statement out of DC, “We need to reexamine our immutable values.”
Americide for dummies: erase history, change meaning of words, redefine family.
Victims of cancel culture: Pepe Le Pew, Dr. Suess, Speedy Gonzolez, Miss Piggy, Foghorn Leghorn.
Ever notice many entertainers are known by one name, and assassins by three? Probably doesn’t mean anything. And yet, I wonder!
Where are the great American characters like Lorenzo Peter Berra these days? “The future ain’t what it used to be, eh, Yogi”?
From the Small Consolation Department: We haven’t heard from Schiff, Nadler or Clinton for a while.
Good grief, has it really been 50 years since Dirty Harry and his .44 mag lawed up the Frisco streets?
Three branches of American governments in the Bible? Isaiah 33:22. Look it up.
“America. The last great hope of mankind.” Don’t listen to the current commie contrarians.
Get this. The Turners Thunder beat the Amesbury … wait for it … Indians, in the states. Congrats ladies.
Champions by any other name … Good-bye.
Gary Bourbeau is a resident of Gill and pastor of the Gill Church.
