My Turn: Nursery Rhymes for Troubled Times

Published: 03-26-2025 5:29 PM |
Oh where, oh where has Putin’s poodle gone?
Oh where, oh where can 47 be?
With his insecurity so big and
Being owned by so many oligarchs.
Oh where, oh where can he be?
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Incy wincy Muskovites
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climbed into government agencies’ data,
Down came the court orders
and washed some of the Muskovites out,
Out came the 47’s Executive Orders
and reinstated the incy wincy Muskovites,
And the incy wincy Muskcovites
climbed into your personal data again.
***
Here we go round the health care carousel
The Medicare plan,
The Medicaid plan.
Here we go round the health care carousel
During the first 100 days of 47’s administration.
This is the way children get measles,
Get measles
Get measles
This is the way children get measles
When RFK,Jr. promotes Vitamin A and
cod liver oil as ways to prevent it.
***
Hey diddle diddle
House Speaker Mike Johnson likes to fib and fiddle,
While he is diddling 47 and Musk like to croon.
The elderly and poor did not laugh
When seeing them cavort
So many citizens began to fume.
***
Hickory Dickory Dock
The Republicans adjusted the clock
The clock struck 1
The Republicans frowned
Hickory Dickory Dock
Hickory Dickory Dock
The Democrats couldn’t find the clock
The clock struck 2
The Republicans said “boo!”
Hickory Dickory Dock
***
The Republicans saw no evil and heard no evil,
And will have a big fall in the midterms
because they sat on their hands
They said, “Let the courts do what we are afraid to do.”
But it was too late, and democracy had a great fall.
All the congressional horses and all the congressional sycophants,
Struggled to put democracy back together again.
***
I’m a congressional Republican
a coward and a lout
What I say in private
I won’t say publicly out loud.
Here is my “No comment.”
And my fake lament.
When I get all afraid
Because I am not brave.
Hear me whimper
“I won’t stand up
I’ll bend over
So please don’t primary me
I promise to behave!”
***
47 went up to Capitol Hill
To swear his presidential oath.
Project 2025 went live,
And the U.S economy came tumbling after.
Musk got to shutter programs
And lay off federal employees
Who do essential work.
Congregational Republicans
Went home and town halls
They refused to hold,
As they were told
And ran back to D.C.
As fast as they could caper;
They scratched their heads
And with smile told lies to their constituents
In their local newspapers.
***
Musk had a U.S. president,
U.S. president, U.S. president.
Musk bought a U.S. President,
Who sat obediently in the Oval Office
And bullied Zelenskyy and
Told him where to go.
And everywhere that Musk went,
Musk went, Musk went.
Everywhere that Musk went,
47 was sure to go
47 followed him to the front of
The White House one day,
The front of the White House,
The front of the White House one day.
47 followed Musk to front of the White House one day,
To pitch Elon’s Teslas
Which was against the rule.
It made the 47’s critics feel dismay,
Feel dismay, feel dismay.
It made 47’s critics feel dismay,
To see that Musk was manipulating a
President who was a fool.
So the courts started turning 47’s executive orders around,
turned them around, turned them around.
So the started turning them around,
By ruling time after time that they were illegal.
***
Ring around the U.S. democracy,
Pockets full of executive and court orders,
Atishoo, Atishoo,
Congress abdicates its constitutional duties
To Musk and
Democracy falls down!
Robert W. Kubacki lives in Greenfield.